One Direction has been hosting a countdown to a “big announcement” on both their official Twitter and Facebook pages, with the surprise to be shared Thursday at 1 o’clock pm UK time.
But we’re too anxious to wait.
So, to diffuse our tensions, we took to the Google (and our own fantasies) to try to piece together any possible hints as to what this ground-breaking, earth-moving, life-changing “big announcement” could possibly be.
Here are the only droppings we could scoop up-
1. Louis has joined the cast of an upcoming UK take on The Jersey Shore.
Tomlinson stepped out of the BBC Radio 1 studios on Monday looking a little “fake ‘n’ bake.” Perhaps modeling himself after Jersey Shore party animal The Situation?!
Louis would be following in the footsteps of many other band members and “child” stars who have landed reality show gigs- including fellow boy bander Kevin Jonas. The recently wed Jonas brother premiered his new show, Married to Jonas, last Sunday.
2.) The 1D boys have been inducted into the Illuminati.
More than that tan (the end-of-summer blues send us running to the tanning beds, too, boo boo- ), wtf is up with that graphic tee?
Louis complimented his new bronzed look with a white tee shirt… Or, we imagine the shirt would have brought out his new glow orange tones if we weren’t distracted by the freaky-deaky “all-seeing eye up top a pyramid” Illuminati logo silk screened on it.
Of course, this isn’t the first time the band has incited suspicion that they may be part of the New World Order. Conspiracy theorists first raised eye brows when One Direction’s Niall Horan posted a picture of himself framing his eye with his fingers. According to Illuminati experts, this hand gesture is indicative of membership to the all-powerful group.
3.) One Direction has accepted The Wanted’s invitation to a dual.
We have yet to confirm if The Wanted and One Direction will engage in a sing and dance off or if they’ll be pitting their fans against one another a la Battle Royale (or The Hunger Games, for the kiddos). Though, it is sounding like it may just be the latter.
The Wanted
The Wanted sat down with Access Hollywood today to discuss the rivalry between the two groups and their fans.
“I wouldn’t advise One Direction fans to fight with ours because our [fans] are really tough,” The Wanted’s Max George told the popular entertainment news show, “Although, the quantity of theirs is probably a little bit larger. So, I think it’d be a good fight.”
4.) Harry, Louis, Zayn, Laim, and Niall will be posing naked for Playgirl.
… and we hear Tom Daley will strip down with ‘em!
And we’ll finally have a good picture of the six twink temptresses together!
Ok, this is the one sourced from our wild imagination, but we thought it wouldn’t hurt to put a bug in everyone’s ears!
Regardless of what the announcement turns out to be tomorrow, Zayn Malik won’t be celebrating the good news with his fans on the interwebz. The oh-so sensitive (mysterious, sexy, brooding “fellow-fatale”) 19 year-old deleted his Twitter in a huff earlier today. He told fans, “I’m sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Good bye, Twitter.”
Our “crying shoulder” is free, sugar!
Or maybe the announcement is that Zayn will be re-joining Twitter?
How cheap would that be?!
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